Monday, October 22, 2018

Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari


Sweet baby jesus. You people are idiots. My grandson Jackson told me to read this book, and I did it because despite his long hair, his poor manners, and his questionable life goals, I still find it difficult to say no to him. He told me later that he wanted me to read it in case I wanted to, I shit you not, "get back in the game." I will tell you that I am one of those people lucky enough to have had a true love in this life, and I believe that one is all that someone is entitled to. I'm sure there are flocks of women lining up for elderly widowers with with good life insurance, but they will have to knock down another door I suppose. And if I had any notions of doing such a thing at my age, this book is certainly enough to put an end to that. It is mindboggling to try to comprehend how people get to know each other these days. When I went on my first date, it was with Joan, the seamstress's daughter, and we each brought a friend to make sure everything was above board. I had her mother's permission, and the rules were clear. We went to the fair, and even thought it didn't really work out, we all came home with our dignity intact. From what I can tell from this book, if your dignity is intact by the time you start your first actual date, you have done something wrong. And I'm not sure exactly what swiping left and swiping right are, but they sound like deviant sexual practices to me. No thank you.

4 comments:

  1. Judging from these reviews, your probably not someone people would want to date anyway, just saying.

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  2. Well, Ed, judging from your grammar, you are a moron. Next caller.

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  3. I’m so happy you had true love. I hope your heart someday can open to another.

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  4. You know, at first I thought your comment was heartfelt sympathy. It took a couple readings and a cup of coffee to catch the obvious sarcasm. I think you know what you can do with your concern, but I'd be happy to explain if there is any confusion.

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